This page collects my full length or more in-depth essays. NOTE: These essays are to be considered drafts (so I could publish them elsewhere should the occasion arise).
- Essay: Plants and Dilettantes (written while annoyed)
- Spandrel: Plants want to grow
- Spandrel: Teaching God to Behave Itself
- Spandrel: Strategic Belief
- Essay: Some general principles, part II
- Essay: A Belated Birthday Address
- Essay: Some general principles part I
- Essay: Care and the Green Thumb
- Essay: That’s exactly what they want you to think.
- Essay: Don’t Write Down Your Nose At Others (A Screed)
- On stopped clocks (Stopped Clocks series #1)
- Masturbatory Fictions, Masturbatory Reading
- Meditations on Re-Reading
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